Much has been made of Hillary Clinton’s emails. I, myself , cannot think of a single reason why the Secretary of State would keep these private. It’s not like she ever communicates on any sensitive matters with foreign governments. Or might have personal thoughts.
Using my expertise in computer hacking I was able to locate and save a handful of Secretary Clinton’s deleted emails. I don’t know what the GOP expected to find, but WOW, these are radioactive! Remember, you read them here first, before they made it to the Drudge Report or Fox News!
Fr: HilClin to: Bubba
Bill. I am going to be late for dinner again. Please don’t order another take out from Gary’s Greaseburger. You know it makes you fart all night. On second thought, just pull out the sleep sofa. I almost forgot, some girl named Monica called again.
Fr: HilClin to: Barack1
Mr Prez. I ordered your good friend , the ambassador , to be killed by the Muslim Brotherhood in Benghazi as you requested. I still don’t see your end game in all this. Anyway, I am sure the dopes in the GOP will never figure out that I am a secret Muslim myself. ALLAH AKBAR
fr: HilClin to: ChelseaGirl
Be honest. Did that dress make me look fat? Too much cleavage? Not enough? Because Michelle1 was looking at me like “What’s that all about”. Sometimes I hate that b…. b….. Also, no, I cannot babysit next week. I am going to be busy deleting emails. LOL
Fr: HilClin to: StarrLoser
Hiya Ken. Just another email to RUB IT IN. You never could pin that Vince Foster caper on me, could you? And you KNOW I procured whores for Bubba all the time but you couldn’t prove that either. And Whitewater? LOSER ! NYA NYA
Fr: HilClin to: ISIS
Keep up the good work, fellas. I hate America just like you do. Off with their heads. ( I’d love to send you Bonehead Boehner LOL just kidding… he is the best thing I have going for me)
Fr: HilClin to: Sideshow Sarah
You go girlfriend. Keep saying those stupid things to make people think the entire GOP is a bunch of morons. So glad JohnMcOLD picked you. See you on the next moose hunt. Go girl! BFF
Fr: HilClin to: Wall Street
Open those wallets boys, I’m a coming soon. You KNOW no one can beat me. So you better join me. Get in on the ground floor !
Fr: HilClin to: ElizaWarren
Don’t even think about it. Really. Don’t think about it. I leave you with two words: Vince Foster. Don’t even think about it.
Fr: HilClin to: Email Server
When I delete these emails I should back up FIRST, right?
The cat is out of the bag. The jig is up. The GOP finally has the evidence they need to get Hillary.
Next step: Representative Gowdy is planning to subpoena Malia’s Iphone. Hey, you never know!
The Old Liberal 
Excellent sleuthing. For your next assignment, could you acquire and expose a sample of the many deleted emails from the Bush Administration? Oh yes, and some from those of the present Congressional committee members who are hell bent on digging to China if necessary – in order to ‘Obama’ Mrs. Clinton?
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Thanks. I will have to look into that. You make a point that the GOP wants to dig to China… maybe that is why they refuse to raise the minimum wage. Labor costs!
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Unless everyone can examine all of HRC’s email to see for ourselves what she might consider personal and private, how can we know what she might be hiding?
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On a serious note. I think lawyers for Clinton and lawyers for the Justice Department and lawyers for Gowdy should go through the emails and decide which are personal and which are not. Any they don’t agree on could be presented to a federal judge for determination. But even that would not matter to those who see everything as a vast government conspircy.
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Clearly HRC has made a mess for herself by mixing public and private. Still, it seems unreasonable that she would be forced to share what she considers private and personal with Rep. Gowdy.
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