Kim: Welcome to the Kim Davis Employment Agency. May we, with the help of the Good Lord, find you a job?
Joe: Yes. I see you have an opening for a Social Studies teaching position. I would like to apply.
Kim: Good. Do you agree with all the terms of employment?
Joe: Well. Not really.I am supposed to teach about Buddhism and Islam but I don’ want to do that.
Kim: No problem. It is your right not to teach about heathens.
Joe: Also. I find it against my beliefs to show up for work on Mondays or Thursdays. Is that okay?
Kim: No problem. You should not have to compromise your beliefs.
Joe: But I still get full pay, right?
Kim: Of course, no one should be denied pay because of their beliefs.
Joe: A minor problem, perhaps. I am not a certified teacher. I never went to college because all colleges are full of atheists and communists. It was against my firmly held beliefs to associate with intellectuals.
Kim: No problem. We cannot punish you for your desire to remain ignorant and narrow. It is your constitutional right under the 2nd Amendment. So, do you want the job?
Joe: Let me consider. Full pay. No work on Mondays or Thursdays. No degree needed and teach whatever I want . Praise Jesus. By the way, it is also against my religion to pay employment placement fees.