A Throw Down Between The Donald and Bill. With apologies to the cast of “Hamilton” and, well, everyone else with rapping talent. (You have to rap this out loud for full effect)
(Moderator)
How does a millionaire billionaire abomination
Win the Republican Party nomination?
He does it with a nasty attitude
He does it with rude, he does it with crude
He does it with bigotry, does it with fear
He tells the Tea Party what they want to hear
He’s Donald Trump the celebrity
The candidate for the G O P
Now the former first lady is his opposition
How did a woman put herself in this position?
She worked for the government along with her mate
New York Senator, Secretary of State
She took a lot of crap from multiple sources
In the end she proved she had the resources
To come out on top, she did not stop
She won the nomination, she rode the right horses
She’s the Hillary, the female hope
She’s Hillary, ain’t no dope, nope
(Enter Donald Trump)
My name is the Donald so just step away
When I start talking I got something to say
I whipped Little Rubio, took him right down
Stepped on Jeb, made him look like a clown
I’ll say anything, so I can’t lose
If you don’t believe me you can ask Ted Cruz
They are all losers and I am a winner
I ate those chumps for Sunday dinner
Yo…Is that you Bill?
(Enter Bill Clinton)
My wife is Hillary and she’s on top
She gets inspiration and she just won’t stop
She works all night, she labors all day
She’s always in the office, no time to play
She’s devoted, promoted and working is her tonic-ah
Why do you think I turned to Monica?
Whoa…sorry about that…
(Back to Trump)
If Hill wants to know what I am thinking
Here’s how her ship of state I’ll be sinking
Talking bout Bill, how she found him whores
And she must be a lesbo, that’s for sure
Hillary’s a maniac, Hillary’s a liar
By the time I’m done she’ll want to retire
She’s a pimp for Bill, a shill for the Street
She does nasty women stuff. She’ll be easy to beat
Nasty women stuff…she’s got cooties…..
(Back to Bill Clinton)
OK Donald you continue talking trash
But Hill’s gonna whip you, gonna kick your ass
It’s true that my life is far from perfection
Many ladies have benefitted from my affection
But Trump, you’re a chump if you think you get away
With talking that trash. I got something to say
I know I’ve done many things that I shouldn’t oughta,
But I never fantasized about my own daughter.
I may have bragged that Chelsea was a cutie
But you talked about banging your own kid’s booty
You is sick man…Really sick…..
(Back to Trump)
People like hearing all the things I say
Like rounding up Mooslims – sending them away
Keeping out the immigrant Mexican slime
By building a wall nobody can climb
I’ll be doing what the people say I oughta
Like shooting to kill at the Mexican border
One more issue, blown out of proportion
Put women in the bin if they want an abortion
The Roe v Wade don’t mean nothing to me
I’m the king who decides who‘s in jail and who’s free.
The people want a leader who preaches hate
Isn’t that what made America Great?
Black Lives Matter…but not to me….
(Back to Clinton)
Donald you are dreaming if you think you can
Undo all the good things we have in this land
Women have rights to control their own body
Even though you don’t know what they do in the potty.
Freedom of Religion – it’s the Bill of Rights , say,
So you ain’t gonna drive no Muslims away.
You can fool the fools and the Fox News sheeple
But you ain’t gonna fool the American people
Your message of bigotry is losing fast
Your words of hate are from a long dead past
People aren’t buying your denial of diversity
Go home. Build yourself another phony university.
Hillary’s got the moxey, Hill has the brains
Hill’s gonna bury you – I feel your pain’
You claim to be a financial wiz
Even though your businesses tend to fiz
I’m not trying to be a mean-oh
But who goes bankrupt running a casino?
Bottom line Donald, you are nothing but a brand
You live in a castle but it’s built on sand.
So…now…you know what you know….
(Moderator)
So now we’re back to the moderator
We won’t know, the results come later
You best take a moment of deep reflection
Cuz this is a monumental election
Either Donald or Hillary will be the next president
Either Donald or Hillary — a White House resident.
In November you’re gonna have to choose
One’s gonna win, one’s gonna lose
The world wants to know, who is going to be
The commander-in-chief of the land of the free
So…don’t be a dope..when you vote..think about it
A lot…then .. think some more
The Old Liberal 