President-elect Donald Trump has been (unjustly in my mind) harshly criticized for some of his tweets on twitter. For example, while stumbling around looking for the potty at 3 AM he tweeted about some porn movie. I mean, who hasn’t done that? Then he tweeted that he won the popular vote when he actually lost the popular vote. But in fairness to him what is a couple million votes one way or another? Within the margin of error.While some suggest that he tweets for every real or imagined offense, like a 13 year old school girl, I object. Most 13 year old school girls have more self-control.
But Trump is not the only tweeting president in US history. In my research I learned that other presidents and famous Americans have also tweeted. I think it was Benghazi investigation #22 or #23 that discovered a trove of past presidential tweets that had been deleted from the public record. I have put together a smattering of them just to show that The Donald is hardly alone in his twittering.
From the hidden Benghazi Committee archives.
GeorgieWashington: Hey Martha, you fat pig. Can’t find my ivory molars. Where are they? Wait. Never mind. Found them in my mouth. #WoodenTeeth
TomJefferson: Sally loves it when I grab her pussy. All my dark girls do. I am the best master they ever had. #SlavePussyIsBest
AndyJackson: Send them Cherokee back from where they came.Bunch of rapists. Back to Oklahoma where all them red injuns belong. #TrailOfTears
JimmyPolk: What are those Mexicans doing on their…er..our land. Send in the troops. What’s theirs is ours. Manifestly. #DirtyLittleWar
JeffyDavis: Two week war. Those Yankees will be begging for peace. Easy victory. God on our side. No, I won’t be going myself. #RebelLoser
BobbyLee: Heading to Gettysburg. Supposed to be nice this time of year. Need a break from the war. # BackedTheWrongHorse
AbeLincoln: Won the war. Freed the slaves. Need a break. Two theater tickets. Can’t wait. #OpeningNight
GeorgieArmstrongCuster: Be home tomorrow. Need to wipe out a few hostiles. Only good Indian is a dead one. Have dinner waiting. #LittleBigHorn
FrankieRoosevelt: Round them up. Put them in camps. Build a fence around them.Can’t trust a Jap. Or Jap kids. #SlantEyeCamps
LyndonBainesJohnson: Two week war. Those Viet Cong will be begging for peace. Easy victory. God on our side. No, I won’t be going myself. #GulfOfTonkin
JimmyCarter: Conserve energy. Stop buying from the Saudis. Go solar. The American people are willing to sacrifice. If I just explain it to them. # OneTermer
RonnieReagan: No taxes. No regulations. No welfare. No unions. No healthcare. And guess what, mommy. The suckers love me. #GreedisGod
BillyClinton: Monica sweetie. Just keep this between me and you, ok. No need to upset Hillary.And have your dress cleaned, already. #HaveACigar
GeorgieWBush: Two week war. Those towelheads will be begging for peace. Easy victory. God on our side. No, I won’t be going myself. #WhereAreThe WMDs?
BarryObama: The economy recovered. Unemployment down. Heath care expanded. Out of Iraq. Our policies worked. Hillary is a shoe in. What could go wrong? #MakeHimFail
So, if President #DonaldTrump continues to tweet and twitter his way through the next four years keep in mind that he can explain his in depth policies in only 140 characters . If no one is listening.
Note: Have a tweet of your own to add? Use the comments.
