Lately there has been much ado about the Nunes “top secret” memo which proves that the FBI is corrupt. Some claim that Nunes, who worked on the Trump transition team, was selective in his use of evidence. Like he left stuff out and kind of only used a few facts. So, the Dems wanted to release their own memo. But Nunes, who runs the Intelligence Committee, said: NO WAY!!! Only MY memo counts. You lose!
In the spirit of transparency I am releasing my own memo which outlines the rights we have in the Bill of Rights. This is top secret, so please do not share this with the Democrats.
Please note, I am using ONLY THE ACTUAL words of the Bill of Rights. These words are not transposed or altered in any way. They are in the exact order in which they were written. The “founding fathers” wrote these words, so they are to blame. Their lack of patriotism shows through. So don’t blame me, I’m just the messenger.
Amendment 1: Congress shall make…law…abridging the freedom of speech…of the press…the right of people to peaceably assemble, and to petition the government….
Amendment 2: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall…be infringed.
Amendment 3: …Soldier shall, in time of peace, be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner….
Amendment 4: The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects…shall…be violated, and no Warrants shall issue….
Amendment 5: No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime…any person…shall be compelled …to be a witness against himself…private property taken…without just compensation.
Amendment 6: In all criminal prosecutions the accused shall enjoy … the crime….
Amendment 7: In suits at common law…no fact… shall be… examined in any Court of the United States….
Amendment 8: Excessive bail shall…be required…excessive fines imposed…cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.
Amendment 9: The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall …be construed to deny or disparage others….
Amendment 10: The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution,… prohibited… to the States… to the people.
And, as a bonus,
Article 15: The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall… be denied or abridged … by any State on account of race, color, or previous condition of servitude.
It is pretty clear by my memo that the founding fathers HATED freedom and were intent on taking away our rights. After all, memos don’t lie!!!
The Old Liberal 
We haven’t read it, we don’t know what’s in it, but we sure know it must be bad. “Lock her up.”
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Isn’t it somewhat ironic that the man who led the “Locke Her Up”chants has pled guilty to crimes?
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