The Trump Dictionary…B is for

Bankruptcy. This is what smart business men do when their business fails. Genius. Protect your own assets. Don’t pay your bills. Leave the little guy in debt. Let him try to sue. The best thing about bankruptcy is that you get to start all over again. And declare it again. And again. And again. That is why the crooked USA bankers refuse to lend me any money. Cheaters!

Barron. A high class person, like in a kingdom. Best kingdom. Also the name of Melania’s kid. I think.

Best,Bestest. I hire only the best people. Education genius Betsy DeVos. Sister of Eric Prince. General Flynn, best national security adviser ever. Paul Manafort, best campaign chairman. George Papadapolous,  best foreign policy adviser. Ivanka Trump, sexiest daughter on the planet. WOW! Tom Price, best, most honest EPA director since Thomas Jefferson. Sarah Huckabee Sanders, best, most truthful spokesman imaginable. So many best people I can’t even name them all.

Beautiful. Beautiful wall. Beautiful daughter. Beautiful military. Beautiful Mar-A-Lago. Beautiful daughter. Beautiful trade war. Beautiful tax bill. All beautiful. All the time. Beautiful Fox and Friends. Beautiful daughter.

Big, Biggest. Everything I do is biggest. Biggest wall ever built. Take my word, it is coming. Biggest victory in the trade war. Watch China fold under the pressure. Biggest Trump Tower in Moscow, wait for it. Biggest fire in NY Trump tower put out by the biggest firefighters in the world. Biggest bomb dropped. Biggest ever. Just wait, we will have the biggest nuclear war with Korea, both north and south. It will be amazing!

Blue States. Traitors. Rigged elections. All the illegal immigrants voted in the blue states. I won the blue states. Clinton rigged the blue state elections. I won every vote. Blue states are traitors. I got them good with the tax bill!

Bombs. Big bombs. Best bombs. Now we have the best bombs. Obama failed to build bombs. I build bombs. Biggest bombs. Big beautiful bombs.

Bush, Jeb. Low energy. Kicked his ass. Very stupid man. He said we would have a trade war with China if I was elected. WRONG!. Voters love me, hate low energy Jeb. Failed as governor of Georgia.

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