Humpty Trumpty demanded a wall
Made out of concrete
Thirty feet tall.
Humpty Trumpty shut government down
Stomping his feet
Punching the ground.
Humpty Trumpty called in the Dems
Chuckie just sat there
Nancy wouldn’t bend.
So Humpty Trumpty tweeted and moaned
The wall must go up
A no immigrant zone.
Humpty Trumpty begged and he pleaded
But Chuck and Nancy
Would not be defeated.
Humpty Trumpty then asked around
For a ditch or a fence
Anything above ground.
Humpty Trumpty pretended to win
I got my wall
He tweeted with a grin.
But all Humpty got was some egg on his face
While Pelosi and Schumer
Put him in his place.
Humpty Trumpty sat on his wall to the sky
Then Humpty fell off, but he didn’t die
You see Humpty Trumpty’s wall was a lie
The Great Wall of Mexico…
Just 3 inches high.