Biden Exposed

Painful as it was I decided to watch the last debate between what one of my friends calls “The Madman” and Joe Biden. OK. I really didn’t watch the ENTIRE debate. I am not a masochist. But I took in some highlights.

Boy am I glad I did. I got to discuss the debate with my friend Booby LaTrobe, an avid Trump supporter. I must admit, the revelations about the crooked Biden family were Earth shattering.

Booby: So, Joe, how about that debate. Donald really pasted Biden to the wall . Exposed all his 47 years of illegal activity.

Me: Well, ok, Booby. Can you fill me in? I kept switching between the debate and reruns of Green Acres. Gotta love that Eva Gabor. Or was it Zsa Zsa?

Booby: Well, Trump nailed him on his ties to China. Wammo.

Me: Oh. Well, what did he say?

Booby: Biden is a crook and has ties to China. Been taking money from China for years. That’s why My President had to open a bank acocunt in China. To spy on Biden. What a crook.

Me: Wow. So how much did Biden take from China? I mean, we know know Trump took $15,000,000 out of China as president. How much did Biden take?

Booby: That’s how clever he is. We don’t know. Could have been billions BILLIONS! But we don’t know because there is no record of it. Pretty clever, heh?

ME: So…there is no record of Biden taking any money from China, but Trump says he did.Is that what you are saying?

Booby: Got it! Also, what about those Hunter Biden emails? Explain that one. Biden couldn’t explain ANYTHING about those emails. He had nothing to say.

Me: Well, what was in the emails? Where did they come from? Explain.

Booby: You’ll like this one. Hunter Biden, master criminal, gave his computer to some guy in 2019 to work on it. A guy he never heard of and had never done business with. A computer with all kinds of incriminating emails on it. Just oodles. He just gave it to this random computer guy. Well, the guy decided to make copies of all the emails. You know, photocopies. So, they must be real! I mean, you can’t fake a photocopy!

Me; OK, so what was in these emails?

Booby: Bad stuff. Lots of bad stuff. Just like Hillary’s . Those emails are so important that the guy tried to sell them to Giuliani for $5,000,000 !

Me: Can you be specific?

Booby: One of the emails says there was a meeting between Joe Biden and some company in the Ukraine. WOW! A blockbuster.

Me: And, what happened?

Booby: Don’t you get it? How dumb are you? A MEETING! A MEETING! Between Joe Biden and someone in the Ukraine! There may have been a MEETING. It’s all there on the photocopy of the emails printed out by the guy who tried to sell them for $5 million. It’s obvious.

Me: Well, I just don’t get it. But, Booby, there is one question you can maybe answer. I heard Trump accuse Biden of selling pillows and sheets. What was that all about?

Booby: You have to keep up with these scandals. You are the most uninformed guy I know. While he was vice president Biden sold sheets and pillows on Ebay! Some were white, some were colored. Amazing scandal. He had a website called : Biden’s Bedroom Supplies and Stuff.

Me: I find that one hard to beleive.

Booby: Well, believe this, my friend. Biden got the sheets cheap from China! Then he sold them here for a profit! 25 cents a sheet, 50 cents profit on each pillow! But here’s the kicker. He used to charge $1 more for shipping than it actually cost him. BINGO. Got em. Crooked all the way.

Me: Well, Booby, as usual it’s been an education. Now can you send me any evidence of anything you just said? Any documentation? Anything at all.

Booby: Well, Trump said it. And I saw it on Fox. So, what more do you need?

Me: Seems to me, Booby, that someone is trying to sell you and your friends the “Brooklyn Bridge”, if you know what I mean.

Booby: HA! That’s where I’m way ahead of you. Me and my friends already bought 10% of the Brooklyn Bridge from some guy named Bannon. He showed us his owner’s certificate. We had to buy it before the Bidens swooped down with their bags of cash. Beat him to the punch.