Alec Trebeck: Welcome back to Jeopardy. We have two categories still open. Our contestants are locked in a 3 way tie, with no one having answered a question correctly yet. So, ladies will go first. Sarah Huckabee Sanders you can pick.
Chuck Grassley: Is it my turn?
Alec: No, Senator, it is Sarah’s turn.
Trent Gowdy: I think we need to investigate that further.
Alec: No, Trent. OK. Sarah, we have 2 categories left. They are: The Answer Is Trump and The Trump Organizations. So, Sarah?
Sarah: I will take The Answer is Trump for 200.
Alec: He said he could grab pussy anytime he wanted because he was famous. Buzzz. Sarah?
Sarah: Who was Hillary Clinton?
Alec: No…no. Who is Donald Trump? Sarah, you still have the choice.
Sarah: The Answer Is Trump for 400.
Alec: He instructed Cohen to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to pay off women he had sex with while his wife was pregnant. Buzzz. Trent Gowdy.
Trent: What is Benghazi?
Alec: No…no..The answer is: Who is Donald Trump? Please pay attention to the category. Ok, Sarah?
Sarah: I’ll take Trump Organizations for 200.
Alec: This organization took millions of dollars from donors but never spent any of it on charities. Buzzz. Trent.
Trent: What is Benghazi?
Alec: No..no…Buzzz. Senator Grassley.
Alec: no…no…The answer was : What was the Trump Foundation? Ok. Sarah?
Sarah: Trump Organizations for 400 Alec,
Alec: This real estate business actually was started by Trump’s grandfather, who made his money literally on the backs of women. He ran a whore house. Buzzz. Sarah.
Sarah: Who was the National Football League?
Alec: No…Buzzz. Grassley?
Grassley: Who refused to kneel for the National Anthem?
Alec: No..The answer is : What was The Trump Foundation? Sarah?
Sarah: The Answer Is Trump for 600.
Alec: OK. PLEASE remember the category. Buzzzz. Grassley?
Grassley: World War 2?
Alec: no…please wait for the question. This president and his associates are currently being investigated for criminal activities 15 times…no..16 times..no..17 times and counting. Buzzzz. Trent.
Trent: What is Benghazi?
Alec:.No…no…The question is: Who is Donald Trump? Please keep in mind the category. Sarah, your turn still.
Sarah: I’ll try Trump Organizations for 600 Alec.
Alec: This organization ran casinos that went bankrupt even though it is nearly impossible to lose money running a casino. Buzzz. Grassley?
Grassley: When do we eat? They said we would eat. Somebody told me we would be eating here.
Alec: No..sorry..Buzzz. Sarah?
Sarah: Where is Las Vegas?,Alec.
Alec: No. The answer is: What is the Trump Organization. Sarah?
Sarah: Trump Is The Answer for 800.
(DING DING DING)
Alec: The Daily Double. So, Sarah, how much do you want to risk. You now have no money so you can risk up to 1600.
Sarah: I will risk 7 dollars Alec.
Alec: OK. This Florida university was sued and had to pay its students $25,000,000 for damages due to fraud. For defrauding students. Sarah?
Sarah: uhhh…What ..is…..Harvard University?
Alec: No…no..Buzzzz. Grassley, you can’t answer this one.
Grassley: Well, I know this one. What is the University of Alabama?
Alec: No..no.. The answer: What is Trump University? Sarah, you are still up.
Sarah: I’ll take Trump Organizations for 1000 Alec.
Alec: Ok. PLEASE, PLEASE remember the category is TRUMP organizations. This man ran a real estate business that US banks refused to lend money to, so he went to Russia to get financing. Buzzz. Trent.
Trent: What is Benghazi? …no…no… Who was Hillary Clinton?
Alec: No..no…The answer is: Who is Donald Trump. Sarah?
Sarah: I’ll take The Answer Is Trump for 1000.
Alec: OK. This 2016 presidential candidate was trying to make a deal with Putin to build a tower in Moscow while he was running for president. In 2016. Buzzz. Grassley.
Grassley: Who was Abe Lincoln? He ran for president, didn’t he?
Alec: No..no..The answer is: Who is Donald Trump? Sarah, thankfully we have the last question. PLEASE remember the category. Trump Is the Answer for 800. This man was given given over $ 400,000,000 by his father and still managed to go bankrupt 4 times. Buzzz. Sarah?
Sarah: What is Fake news?
Trent (yelling): BENGHAZI! BENGHAZI !!!
Grassley: Who is Senator Grassley?
Alec: OK OK. So, we will now go to final jeopardy. Since no one has any money we will alter the rules. If anyone gets the final answer correct you will win $100.
The final jeopardy category is: President Trump. The final Jeopardy answer is: This man’s daughter, Ivanka, son, Donald and son-in-law Jared will soon be indicted by Robert Mueller. Please write your answer in the form of a question.
(one minute later)
Alec: Ok, Sarah, show us your answer…. ” Who is Donald Duck?”..no…Senator Grassley?…”When do we eat?”…uh..no…Trent Gowdy?…” When will we investigate Benghazi?”..sorry…OK since we have no winners we will determine today’s champion by playing paper , rock and scissors.
(After 7 rounds of paper, rock and scissors produce no winner, Alec goes home)