(With apologies to Shel Silverstein)
After watching the “news” conference in which Mr Trump talks about the raid on Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.
Einstein, they say, was a pretty smart guy
Educated and elite , wasn’t much he couldn’t explain
But he seems pretty small and dumb compared
To the “Man With The Biggest Brain”.
Gallileo rejected the ideas of the Church
“The Earth Moves” was his constant refrain
If he lived today, everyone would say, “You’re no
match for the ‘Man with the Biggest Brain'”
Running for office he used every trick
“Just tell lies” was the plan of his campaign
And it worked on the dolts who gave up their votes
To the “Man With the Biggest Brain”.
He continued to grow in his own mind, and so
He insulted all with words so profane
But the GOP, out of courtesy, still bowed down to
The “Man With The Biggest Brain”.
All the words that he used a 3rd grader would choose
If the playground was his true domain
He knew more than the generals and scientists, too
So said the “Man With the Biggest Brain”
He loved to attack the Muslims and blacks
Most all he hated old John McCain
Who voted to keep Obamacare safe , against the
Wishes of the “Man With the Biggest Brain”
He loved madman Putin and dumped on the Kurds
Put the squeeze on the prez of Ukraine
He kowtowed to the Turk and the Arabian jerk.
Did the “Man With the Biggest Brain”.
As we stand by and watch his brain expanding in space
While the sycophants praise him again and again,
He craves adulation from the entire Trump Nation, does the
“Man With the Biggest Brain”
As his brain overflows, down his jowls to his toes
Watching the “Man With the Biggest Brain”
It’s increasingly clear , we have so much to fear
For he’s undoubtedly gone completely insane.