The locals called it Pedophile Island. Yet for over 30 years no one associated with Epstein had any clue that he was engaged in pedophilia. All these highly successful, intelligent icons of law, politics and industry and they all were fooled !It was a BIG SURPRISE !!!
With apologies to the Skipper, Gilligan, the professor and Mary Ann….
This is a tale of pedophiles
On an island so remote
The locals called it Pedophile Isle
A kindergarten Love Boat.
Here’s the Skipper, call him Epstein
With Trump and Clinton on board
And Dershowitz, of OJ fame
As part of the pedophile hoard.
They fly in together now and then
On the sweet Lolita Express
Prince Andrew, too, but then who knew?
He was looking for a little princess.
Ahoy, but when the Skipper was caught
And Florida cops wanted to put him away
A few charges were dropped and Acosta was bought
So he managed to slither away.
Now all of a sudden all the guys he knew
Deny they ever saw his face
“Epstein? Who? Never heard of him?”
“Never heard of his Pedophile Place.”
So this is the tale of Pedophile Isle
And the well connected pervs
Who raped little girls and walked away
They will never get what they deserve.
There’s Clinton here…and Trump is too
Old Dershowitz had him some nook
Wexler was part of the very fine crew
And who else is in Epstein’s black book?
Who else is in Epstein’s black book?