Barack Obama: Good evening folks. Time to play the latest game especially for Republicans. It’s time to play “Racist or Stupid?”
Barack: First our contestants. From Powder Puff Hill, Ohio we have a 67 year old retired washer woman, Karen Kumquat. And from Gulch Gulch, Texas a 34 year old unemployed student of UFO studies, Dwayne Wayne Layne Jumaine.
Barack: OK. First question . Remember the first one to stamp your feet and cry “I was cheated” gets to answer. Every answer must be either “Racist” or “Stupid”. Ready?
Barack: First statement. Muslim people are all terrorists….. Dwayne?
Dwayne: uh… racist?
Barack: Good job, Dwayne. Next statement. Donald Trump is the best president ever….. Karen?
Karen: That’s racist.
Barack: Sorry Karen, not correct,…. Dwayne?
Dwayne: That’s a racist statement.
Barack: Uh. No , that was just stupid. Next statement. Trump won more popular votes than Joe Biden…. Karen?
Karen: True.
Barack: No, Karen, you have to answer “racist” or “stupid”… Dwayne?
Dwayne: True.
Barack: No, sorry, you are both wrong. The correct answer was “stupid”. Let’s try this one. Votes in Philadelphia, Detroit and Atlanta should not count…. Dwayne?
Dwayne: True.
Barack: No, Dwayne, the ONLY answers are “racist” or “stupid”…. Karen?
Karen: Greatest president ever.
Barack: No, Karen, that’s not correct. Correct answer was “racist”. Ok… One final statement. QANON is the truth and we must all follow Q….. Karen?
Karen: Yes. We must all follow Q. I agree.
Barack: NO. Please remember the answers to the statements…. Dwayne? Racist or Stupid?
Dwayne: Both. Because QANON is really a false flag operation of Antifa. And Antifa is racist.
Barack: I give up. That’s it for tonight. So, saying good bye for now. Dwaye and Karen, any last words?
Dwayne: Racist!
Karen: Stupid!
Amen.