Daniels, Stormy. Never heard of her. Fake news. Never had sex with her. Do I look like I need to hire a hooker? Look at me. Fantastic physique. Never paid for it. Women want me. Never had sex with Stormy. Stormy who?
Darkies. Proper term for “those people”. You know who I mean. Nasty. Criminals. Welfare fraud. MAGA.
Dave Dennison. Every smart businessman has an alias. Why sign my own name when I can pretend to be someone who doesn’t exist? Not illegal. Very honest. Other names I “may” have used? John Miller. John Barron.
Deal maker. I am the best deal maker EVER. Read the Art of the Deal. Amazing book. Fantastic ideas. I made a deal with Mexico to pay for the wall. Believe me. I made a deal with China, forced them to end all tariffs. Ended Obamacare. I am the best deal maker ever! Don’t take my word for it, it is what many people say!
Democrats. Traitors. Hate America. Belong in jail. Lock them up. Can’t we do something about them?
Dirtbag. All my opponents.
Donald. That’s ME. WOW. Best president ever. Best name. Best brand.
Donald, Jr. One of my children. I think.
DUH.
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The Old Liberal 