I won’t go into the current Barr Report which proves without a doubt that the Mueller probe was a witch hunt. After all, the 440 pages show conclusively that there was no Russian interference and Trump is without blemish. So, I don’t even need to read the report. Barr has done that for me. I suggest you don’t read the report either. It is long and there aren’t any pictures. It will just confuse you.
So, that led me to do some research into previous Barr reports which many folks don’t know about. Here are a few I found that were authored by William Barr over the years..
Commission of Pearl Harbor Attack.
“There is some evidence that an attack occurred on Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941. We cannot be certain who attacked the US forces or if, in fact, the attack rises to the level of an “act of war”. The most holy Emperor of Japan has rejected any responsibility for this act and the Japanese navy has likewise stated they have no idea about what happened. Some have even questioned whether such an attack ever took place. So, at this time I must conclude that Japan has been totally exonerated of any criminal activity.”
Moses and the Ten Commandments.
” I have investigated the stone carvings brought down the mountain by Moses. Evidence suggests these were given to Moses (a JEW) by god (aka Yahweh) himself. We cannot report to the public the entire Ten Commandments due to matters of national security. Also, it might hurt some people’s reputations. After months of review I am releasing the redacted version .
“I am the Lord thy god, thou shalt not have other gods before me
Thou shalt (redacted) kill.
Thou shalt ( redacted) commit adultery.
Honor thy father and (redacted).
Thou shalt (redacted) covet they neighbor’s wife.”
The Nazi Death Camps.
“There have been unconfirmed reports that Hitler and the Nazis engaged in the mass extermination of Jews in Germany. We have investigated these charges thoroughly and have come to the following conclusions.
First, Hitler, in his written responses to our questions, has said that he cannot recall any such death camps. He was asked a variety of questions about this and 36 times his memory failed him.He was not available for an actual interview because he was busy vacationing on the Polish border.
Second. There have been no victims coming forth claiming they were exterminated. A basic point of law is called corpus delicti. If there is no body there can be no crime. It is true that there were a whole lot of ashes, but Hitler says he was just having bar-b-ques and we have no reason to doubt him.
Third. Even if there are death camps we have nothing tying them to Hitler. Just because a few of his underlings may or may not have engaged in wholesale murder that does not implicate the man who gave the orders. Especially since we have no emails from Hitler specifically calling for the death on any particular Jew.
Our conclusion. The Death Camp claims are fake news, A witch hunt by those trying to undermine der Fuhrer.”
The 9/11 Attacks.
“On September 11, 2001 two planes flew into the Twin Towers. That is an indisputable fact. Those planes were flown by citizens of Saudi Arabia. Some claim this was a “terrorist ” attack. Our investigation reaches a different conclusion.
We have concluded that planes were flown into the WTC by accident. First, at no time did the Saudi government claim they were behind the attack. In fact, they were so upset by the attack that members of the Royal Family of Saudi Arabia flew out of the US despite the grounding of all other commercial and private aircraft.
Also, since we were not allowed to interview the ALLEGED terrorists we have no way of knowing their “state of mind”. And “state of mind” is essential for proving a criminal act.
Furthermore , since these pilots had no experience flying big commercial jets it is quite probable that they simply lost control of the aircraft and had no intention of flying into the buildings. Some accounts suggest that thousands of Muslims were in New Jersey watching the planes as part of a planned airshow and actually cheered when they hit the buildings. This leads us to consider that the entire situation may have been one big mistake. No, there is no evidence of collusion. ”
Obama Born in Kenya.
“We have investigated the claim that Obama may have been born in Kenya and so was an illegitimate president.
Consider, two newspapers reported his birth in Hawaii. Also, a hospital and doctor documented his birth. His mother was in Hawaii and is registered as the birth mother. There is no evidence of him being born anywhere else. The Hawaiian government has released certified copies of his birth certificate. Members of the press have visited Hawaii and viewed the original documents.
On the other hand, someone put out an email and claimed Obama was born in Kenya.
Our conclusion: Based on the evidence we conclude that Obama, was, in fact, born in Kenya. we come to this conclusion based on two factors. He is black, as are many Kenyans. Also, President Trump has said Obama was born in Kenya. That’s good enough for me.”
4 responses to “The Barr Reports”
If supposedly responsible people believe this: “After all, the 440 pages show conclusively that there was no Russian interference and Trump is without blemish,” they may well believe what I wrote above. What is evidence when fact and “alternative facts” compete on an equal basis?
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It all boils down to where a person is going to get their information. Some sources do a good job of vetting sources and getting confirmations before they print a story. I refer to the NY Times, Washington Post and LA Times.
Hillary Clinton’s Crimes
Hillary Clinton was investigated by Ken Starr who failed to find well-hidden incriminating evidence. Clinton loyalist Susan McDougal went to jail to avoid giving vital evidence. Vince Foster’s suicide has never been explained. Her involvement in the Benghazi incident was investigated, but crucial evidence was suspiciously suppressed. Lying Democrat James Comey investigated her flagrant carelessness with classified documents, but failed to recommend prosecution in an obvious coverup. Many other flagrant crimes are widely suspected but have yet to be uncovered. Lock her up.
In other words, there were no crimes. Just conspiracy theories. I prefer evidence.